March 2012
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“There have been five great kisses since 1642 B.C. when Saul and Delilah...”
– William Goldman, The Princess Bride
February 2012
Watchmydamnchannel:
Ken Marino does Macy Gray karaoke on Conan.
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I broke my blinds.
My neighbors stupid fucking demon poodles were barking again this morning and I was trying to bang on my window to make them shut the fuck up. Well, I made them stop barking but in the process I broke my blinds. I had a little fit and threw them in my backyard but my neighbor was outside so I gave her a very dirty look and now I feel a little better.
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I've been debating giving up my BlackBerry for an...
Thinking about it so much that, in fact, I had a DREAM about it last night. Needless to say it was fucking horrible. I can’t believe I ever even entertained the idea of switching. What was I thinking? BLACKBERRY 4 EVAH.
YES I don’t have to go back to work until Monday.
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Just left my house with my hair still up in a towel. So it’s gonna be one of those kind of days?
Ugh. Got me all fucked up.
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I really don’t want to go to work, I just want to stay home and play Turok. But what can ya’ do?
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I always accidentally reblog shit when I use the Tumblr app.
You’re stupid. Get real, get fudged <3
narcosis:
The Magnetic Fields - I Don’t Want To...
I wish I knew how to make gifs ‘cause I would make one of my tits jiggling.
Is it weird to pray that a guy has a big dick?
10 Greatest Kisses in Literature →
I die
How is it already 10? What the hell?
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Guilty pleasure.
I want to buy some underwears with hearts on them or something for Valentine’s day. Even though I’ll be the only one to see them and I normally don’t wear underwear. Hahahah.
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I just wanted to listen to The Fame but it wouldn’t fucking play in the car now I’m donezo.